What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why cant I add weight to my lifts even though im completing my sets? Every time I try to add more weight I cant even complete one rep.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

Would you respect the US with a woman as president?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.